| Atom Bomb |
An invention made to end all inventions.
|
| Boss |
Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early. |
| Cigarette |
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire
at one end & a fool on the other. |
| Classic |
A book which people praises, but do not read.
|
| College |
A place where some pursue learning and others
learn pursuing. |
| Committee |
Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done
together. |
| Compromise |
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece. |
| Conference |
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present. |
| Conference Room |
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
& everybody disagrees later on. |
| Criminal |
A guy no different from the rest... except that
he got caught. |
| Dictionary |
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
|
| Diplomat |
A person who tells you to go to hell in such
a way that you actually looks forward to the trip. |
| Divorce |
Future tense of marriage. |
| Doctor |
A person who kills your ills by pills, and
kills you with his bills. |
| Ecstasy |
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel
a feeling you have never felt before. |
| Etc. |
A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do. |
| Experience |
The name men give to their mistakes. |
| Father |
A banker provided by nature. |
| Lecture |
An art of transferring information from the
notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without
passing through "the minds of either". |
| Love affairs |
Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five-day test. |
| Marriage |
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and woman gains her master. |
| Miser |
A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich. |
| Office |
A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life. |
| Optimist |
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower
says in midway "See I am not injured yet." |
| Opportunist |
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river. |
| Pessimist |
A person who says that O is the last letter
in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY. |
| Philosopher |
A fool who torments himself during life, to
be spoken of when dead. |
| Politician |
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after. |
| Smile |
A curve that can set a lot of things straight. |
| Tears |
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power
is defeated by feminine waterpower. |
| Yawn |
The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth. |
| ABCD |
America Born Confused Desi. |
