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Lesson in Management
A Manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax.

The guy went to a farm and after a couple of days he was very bored, and he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.

The farmer told him to clean the shit of the cows. The farmer thought that to somebody coming from the city, working for the whole life sitting in
an
office, it will take over a week to finish the job, but to his surprise the manager finished the job in less than one day.

The next day,the farmer gave to the Manager a more difficult job : To cut the heads of 500 chickens.

The farmer was sure that the Manager will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the day the job was done.

The next morning,as most of the jobs in the farm were done, the farmer asked the Manager to segregate a bag of potatoes in two boxes, one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes.

At the end of the day the farmer saw that the Manager was sitting in front of the potatoes bag, but the 2 boxes were empty.

The farmer asked the Manager: How is that you did such difficult jobs in the first few days, and now you cannot do this simple job?

The Manager answered: Listen, all my life I'm cutting heads and dealing with shit, but now you ask me to take decisions.

Contributor : Mr. Sandeep Goyal

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