| India
at a Glance |
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| Travellers'
Paradise |
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| Indians
in Limelight |
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| Humour
Corner |
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Wisecracks
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Thoughts |
- Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then
beat you with experience !
- Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're
the statue
- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage
makes you a mechanic
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good
- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you
need it
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize
a mistake when you make it again
- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
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Contributor : Mr.
Sandeep Goyal |
