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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience !

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator

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